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So, I worked at Benjamin Peters for three days this weekend, and made $200. Hell yeah. Although I am exhausted at the moment, it was most definitely worth it, and the Commons holds many surprises (including good-looking womens). The job could be boring at times, but when helping customers, it wasn't bad. Although I never thought I'd ever be a shoe salesman. Hmm, don't hold that against me plz.

Also, I saw the Simpsons movie last night. Not to sound fanboyish, conformist, or metroturboraposexual, but it was completely amazing. If you've seen just one Simpsons episode, you should see the movie. Too often critics use "side-splitting, gut-wrenching comedy!" or something like that, but it really was hilarious, and vintage Simpsons. I give Groening five LewkProps™ for pulling off something that really could have bombed... it was absolute dynamite instead.

Also, I'm going on a cruise tomorrow on the lake because of something to do with cancer or whatever. Sweet.

ZOMG HARRY POTTER

Yeah, I read the seventh book yesterday. I liked it, a lot, actually. Rowling's writing has vastly improved, as has her character and plot development. It's the most different out of all the books, for obvious reasons. I didn't find that enough people died, though, strangely enough. Still, the ending scenes were spectacular and not predictable. The epilogue didn't do much for me; I don't think it was needed. Or, it could have been done in a different way. Although there was an important thing about it, but I won't spoil it. Once I read the book again I'll gain a better insight. But unlike Nick, I won't go too in depth, because I don't want my manly-jock-pimp image to become tainted, y'know, 'cuz I got a rep to keep up.

my current state, pt IV:

Yeah, you guessed it. I'm sick again. But honestly, at this point, it's pretty obvious that I have some long-lasting sickness that waxes and wanes. I'm going to the doctor tomorrow, because this is getting really old, and 100.5 degree temperatures are annoying as hell. Shiver, that's right.

Also, the Relay for Life was on Friday/Saturday. It was fun. By the end, I was a zombie, because I had no sleep, but my masculinity could never show that. So, yeah, basically it was a night of fun, games, and food, and something about cancer. But mainly food. Honestly, though, I'd do it again, and hopefully, there won't be anyone with cancer on the team! Also, we won some sort of cruise on the lake or something. That'll be exciting.

So... yeah. PNK RCK 4VR.

all right, so

I'm sure you've gotten bored reading my entries about being sick and having sex (wait...), but thankfully, those days are over. This is my hope, at least, seeing as how I am currently feeling fine, but The Curse of the Sicknesses (of Anonymity) may return any day! But don't "pray" for me, because that's dumb. Hell, if you're even taking time to read this, that's good enough.

In other news, my parents are making me work a crapload around the house every day, so to evade this, I need to get a job. This satisfies my parents desire for me to work, and I get to get out of this freaking house. Yes, now I must go job searching! The problem is that most of the jobs available in my general vicinity are "hick jobs" because I live in a "hick town". It makes sense, yes? Thus, I must traverse the long and winding road (terrible Beatles allusion, I know) that leads to... Ithaca. So, yeah. If you see me in a thong and an IPEX®, I'm working at Victoria's Secret. Yeah, bitches.

my current state, pt III:

I'm sick, again.

Maybe I was never really better from my other sickness, or maybe this is a new one. Maybe it'll last a day, or maybe I should go see a doctor.

Either way, it's a pain. Literally and metaphorically.

my current state, pt II:

I'm better.

It was long-lived, and a bitch, but I should be able to start running tomorrow.